No ISO format support yet! Really?
Ah, the timeless question—quite literally. Our most senior
engineers have assured us that ISO 8601 support definitely exists
in *a* timestream. Unfortunately, we've either not reached that
moment yet or, due to an unfortunate misstep in our Omega
Uncertainty Time ™ algorithm, we have slipped out of that
timestream entirely. In some versions of reality, it's already
implemented. In others, it's just about to be released. And in at
least one particularly bizarre branch of causality, it was
deprecated before it was ever supported.
Rest assured, we're working on it and quite possibly have already
implemented it... unless we've deprecated it. Look, it's not that
simple. It's all very complicated, really.
When will OmegaStar get their fucking shit together?
Soon. Or at least, in a moment that we currently perceive as being
in the future, but may later discover was actually the past. You
see, OmegaStar operates using a highly advanced software
development methodology known as Chrono-Reinterpretable Agile
Programming, which ensures that our shit is always, theoretically,
together—but not necessarily at the same time or in the same
location.